Corect Writing.

Howdy, I'm a Creative Writing major at Carnegie Mellon. Here you'll find me posting some of the work I produce, and re-blogging things that catch my fancy. And if you feel like commenting on any of my original stuff, you're more than encouraged! Also, you're more than welcome to ask me a question.
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Who I Follow

arjata:

An awesome collection of bags (they also do T-shirts and hoodies) with coolest writers and poets. Want them all.

Made by these russian guys: http://own-me.ru/bags/index.html

http://heygogol.tumblr.com/

You need to see this.

(via redwingtipshoes)

Quality.

(via pittance)

She reaches through time and space to pluck one little girl out of a train car, prolonging the suffering of dozens if not hundreds, and likely prevents a couple of SS men from winding up in a Witch’s barrier.

Nice job, Madoka. Real smooth.

I really want to do an RP blog as the Meatfucker, but there’s almost nobody around who reads the Culture Novels, and while I think it’d work well with some of the blogs out there, I just worry that nobody would want to play along.

Although I guess a bemused observer to our universe could work pretty well. It didn’t really seem like a bad guy.

Are you either the male lead or his best friend?

Got a female friend?

Are you planning on meeting a girl you met online?

It turns out the two of you have been perfect for each other the whole time.

tuataratough:

homewreckingwhore:

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND WATCH THIS

THAT WAS SOME OTHER KID’S TOY, YOU BITCH

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GIVE IT BACK TO HIM

Wow. Woah.

geopelia:

Listado de Ases de Ace Combat 4, 5, Zero y 6

Oh my.

stuffedsprite:

janksy i

I’m clapping.

stuffedsprite:

grammarbutnotspelling:

omgitsomeguy:

grammarbutnotspelling:

elementalsight:

theshadybird:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.
THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.
DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.
AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.
AND THEN.
AND FUCKING THEN.
AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”
AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE
OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER
OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.
BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”
HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.
SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.
BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.
BITCH.

I SALUTE YOU BRO.

I have no issues with Makorra people (and I fully believe they’re going to have the canon ship) but I am mostly posting this because someone made a comment about how they couldn’t understand why Bolin was popular - he was ‘annoying’.
THIS IS WHY HE IS POPULAR.

I’m kind of bothered that people are acting like such actions are rare.
Most guys I know have gone through a situation like that, sans terrorists, and handled the situation in a similar manner.

Yeah, whenever I see things about how special Bolin is, it always takes me at least a minute to realize that for most people, Bolin isn’t the typical guy.  And this saddens me oh so much.

He isn’t?
That isn’t the norm?
By the saints, am I blind or do I just live a charmed life?

i do believe the latter
it’s much better than the former, after all

Hmmm.
I’ll be paying more attention to what other guys do from now on.
And even more to what I do.

stuffedsprite:

grammarbutnotspelling:

omgitsomeguy:

grammarbutnotspelling:

elementalsight:

theshadybird:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.

THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.

DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.

AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.

AND THEN.

AND FUCKING THEN.

AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”

AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE

OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER

OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.

BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”

HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.

SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.

BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.

BITCH.

I SALUTE YOU BRO.

I have no issues with Makorra people (and I fully believe they’re going to have the canon ship) but I am mostly posting this because someone made a comment about how they couldn’t understand why Bolin was popular - he was ‘annoying’.

THIS IS WHY HE IS POPULAR.

I’m kind of bothered that people are acting like such actions are rare.

Most guys I know have gone through a situation like that, sans terrorists, and handled the situation in a similar manner.

Yeah, whenever I see things about how special Bolin is, it always takes me at least a minute to realize that for most people, Bolin isn’t the typical guy.  And this saddens me oh so much.

He isn’t?

That isn’t the norm?

By the saints, am I blind or do I just live a charmed life?

i do believe the latter

it’s much better than the former, after all

Hmmm.

I’ll be paying more attention to what other guys do from now on.

And even more to what I do.

I had to get dressed up a bit so I opted for a fancier piece than my usual scratched up plastic one from Walmart.

So I’m a little surprised whenever I check the time, and I hear ticking when I hold it close to my head, which is a little disconcerting.

omgitsomeguy:

grammarbutnotspelling:

elementalsight:

theshadybird:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.
THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.
DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.
AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.
AND THEN.
AND FUCKING THEN.
AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”
AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE
OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER
OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.
BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”
HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.
SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.
BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.
BITCH.

I SALUTE YOU BRO.

I have no issues with Makorra people (and I fully believe they’re going to have the canon ship) but I am mostly posting this because someone made a comment about how they couldn’t understand why Bolin was popular - he was ‘annoying’.
THIS IS WHY HE IS POPULAR.

I’m kind of bothered that people are acting like such actions are rare.
Most guys I know have gone through a situation like that, sans terrorists, and handled the situation in a similar manner.

Yeah, whenever I see things about how special Bolin is, it always takes me at least a minute to realize that for most people, Bolin isn’t the typical guy.  And this saddens me oh so much.

He isn’t?
That isn’t the norm?
By the saints, am I blind or do I just live a charmed life?

omgitsomeguy:

grammarbutnotspelling:

elementalsight:

theshadybird:

classyapplebees:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.

THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.

DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.

AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.

AND THEN.

AND FUCKING THEN.

AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”

AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE

OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER

OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.

BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”

HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.

SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.

BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.

BITCH.

I SALUTE YOU BRO.

I have no issues with Makorra people (and I fully believe they’re going to have the canon ship) but I am mostly posting this because someone made a comment about how they couldn’t understand why Bolin was popular - he was ‘annoying’.

THIS IS WHY HE IS POPULAR.

I’m kind of bothered that people are acting like such actions are rare.

Most guys I know have gone through a situation like that, sans terrorists, and handled the situation in a similar manner.

Yeah, whenever I see things about how special Bolin is, it always takes me at least a minute to realize that for most people, Bolin isn’t the typical guy.  And this saddens me oh so much.

He isn’t?

That isn’t the norm?

By the saints, am I blind or do I just live a charmed life?

ceruleancynic:

grammarbutnotspelling:

ceruleancynic: grammarbutnotspelling replied to your post: so you’re in a new 737 and…

ceruleancynic:

Good god, you know more about planes than I do. Awe factor upped by a significant amount.

I love me some aviation. I am exceedingly well-versed in what makes planes…

Where do you get all of this?

I must know.

Read these, to start with. Embry-Riddle Aeronautic University used to run a fantastic site called avsaf.org but it looks like squatters have taken that over. Here’s their online library page.  Basically, if shit hit the ground sufficiently hard for NTSB to get involved, they have it written down somewhere and it ought to be available under FOIA.

Then, or concurrently, watch the fuck out of all the variants of Air Crash Investigation, Mayday, and their clones. Youtube has a bunch of this shit in full episode format. I think possibly netflix also carries ACI. 

Oh man, maybe someday with this I can go back to the thread on the Tv Tropes Forum where the dudes in the Air Force hang out and not feel like an idiot for not knowing about the Double Mustang.

Consoling myself with the knowledge I likely know more about boat handling has been pretty unsatisfying.

Sincere thanks!

ceruleancynic:

Good god, you know more about planes than I do. Awe factor upped by a significant amount.

I love me some aviation. I am exceedingly well-versed in what makes planes…

Where do you get all of this?

I must know.

OMG SO SUKHOI~~

OMG SO SUKHOI~~

falseinnocence:

saccharinescorpion:

lilharu:

saccharinescorpion:

lilharu:

because??? that is the point?? to be ridiculous and have fun with characters i like

and if thats the point in a fic too then!!! gr8!

i just rly dont wanna argue about fics anymore i still think theyre stupid and being famous for writing them is also stupid

okay, let’s not argue about fic. let’s talk about writing. you said that writing did not take effort. you said that somebody shouldn’t be famous or praised for writing. that is not cool in the slightest.

hey woah i didnt say that!!!!!

i said being famous for writing a FAN…FICTION is stupid

if you have actual talent in writing then yeah!! good you should be praised

but i never see that. literally ever i dont see it

fanfic writers get famous because they write for a mass of people that are automatically interested just because its for their fandom

example the writer of ohac is famous because they wrote a famous fic. not because they are a good writer. i have NEVER seen any praise on how well they write, just how good the fic is????? like well ok all people seem to care about is the fic and not the writer!

and im jsut really bitter about that!!

as opposed to being famous for a fanartist drawing FAN….ART? that happens all the time. no, you said yourself

  •  “i hate fanfiction and writing is too easy”. 
  • “dude, youre just using words you didnt even come up with to portray an idea that probably didnt take too much to think of”
  • if you’re going to try to assert your point, don’t backpedal

NEWSFLASH:

Dante Alighieri is stupid.

John Milton is stupid.

Goethe is stupid.

Bulgakov is stupid.

Neil Gaiman is stupid.

Timothy Zahn is stupid.

Douglas Adams is stupid.

GBNS, I really hope you’re trolling.

They all wrote fanfiction. Hell, Dante, Zahn, and Goethe are all known for what’s arguably fanfiction. Adams wrote an episode of Dr. Who, and Milton and Bulgakov both did wildly popular Faust interpretations.

If people who write fanfiction are stupid, many eminent writers are very stupid indeed.